UK: London School of Clinical Hypnosis

The Major Schools of Psychotherapy 
Freudian - Sh*t happens but it's your mother and fathers fault.
Jungian - Sh*t happens because of your religious views.
Adlerian - Sh*t happens because you think you're sh*t.
Pavlovian - Sh*t will stop happening when the bell rings.
Skinnerian - Let's poke you with a cattle prod until the sh*t stops.
Client Centred - Sh*t happens but I don't think any less of you for it.
Rational Emotive Behaviour Therapy - Sh*t by any other name smells sweeter.
Cognitive Therapy - Yes, sh*t happens but it's not as big as you're making it.
Ericksonian hypnotherapy - I wonder how long it will be before you notice the sh*t has disappeared?
Classical Hypnotherapy - 3,2,1 Sh*t's gone...now wake up
Thank you Joseph Owens for these 'stimulating' definitions....
If you have any hypnosis or therapy related humour that is decent enough (!) to be published in the LCCH News, then please email it to info@lcch.co.uk marking the subject line 'hypnosis humour'.

Canadian Society of
Clinical Hypnosis
Ontario Division

ADVANCED WORKSHOP

Advanced Techniques in
Medical and Psychological Hypnosis

with Dr. Max Shapiro PhD

June 3rd and 4th 2011, Toronto, Ontario

ALBANY CLUB

• Hypnotic Treatment of Insomnia
• Brief Inductions in both Medical/Dental & Psychological Practice
• Advanced Inductions: Customizing for different populations and settings
• Hypnotic Treatment of Trauma
• Hypnotic Preparation for Surgery
• Hypnotic Treatment of Chronic Pain
• Treating Care-giver Burnout

Non-Members	$525.00
After May 10th, 2011	$575.00

Current members of ASCH, SCEH, CSCH and other provincial hypnosis societies, and eligible students have a discounted rate.
Fees include continental breakfast and lunch on both days.
ASCH approved for 11.5 hours at the advanced level.

Canadian Society of Clinical Hypnosis BC Division

The Canadian Society of Clinical Hypnosis (B.C. Division) is an organization of professionals in medicine, psychology, dentistry, and other allied professions, who share scientific and clinical interest in hypnosis. The Society was incorporated in 1961 and is a component section of the American Society of Clinical Hypnosis (ASCH). The Society currently has approximately 140 members in Vancouver, Burnaby, Surrey, Victoria, Nanaimo, Kamloops, and other locations throughout BC. Find a hypnosis professional near you. CSCH endeavours to provide and encourage education programs to further, in every ethical way, the knowledge and understanding of hypnosis and to promote the acceptance of hypnosis as an important tool of ethical clinical medicine, psychology and dentistry. Our membership supports and conducts scientific and applied research into hypnosis. Find out about CSCH membership advantages.

Ontario Medical Association CLINICAL HYPNOSIS SECTION

The OMA has a Section of Clinical Hypnosis.

New` members are most welcome

Hypnosis CME planned for 2011.